Awards showered upon the one TRUE spork page
Last updated: 14-May-1996
As far as I know, this is all that I've gotten. It sure would be cool
if people actually told me when I recieved an award or got published
or something.
When are those Cool Site people going to catch on? This site is sure
cooler than ``The Spot'', they just dont like it because I don't have
attractive scantily-clad women (but I have two idiots doing stupid
things with eating utensils).
I want Cool Site dammit. (Coming Soon: The Cool Site grovel page).
Magellan said ``You should not think twice
before depositing the Sporks home page in your circular
file.''. I tend to agree.
Wasn't it cool to be useless?
I
guess now that I'm
r
etired
I can serve society. Aww.. who am I fooling? I need more awards pronto
(or I'll level Toronto).
If you happened to pick up the March issue of ``Internet Underground''
you would have found this page in the Weird on the Web section.
On 3-Dec-1995 this page was found to
be ``Tres Bizarre''.
On
20-Nov-1995 I was Wost of The Web. Ahh, Whaddas he know?
You are the person to view this
page since the first of the month.
shmit@spork.org